The demonic cohort did not have any horns on their heads, nor did they have forked tails. The lusty group did not smell of sulfur either, as God had not plunged them into the lake burning with fire and brimstone. They were specifically a group of exquisitely handsome former angels bent on scheming, killing, working evil, and craftily dissuading people from worshipping the real God. The demons represented the principalities, the powers, and the rulers of darkness that perpetrated spiritual wickedness in high places.
“The rulers of darkness in high places” had come to the walls of their former abode for an appointment with their Creator. They chose to aggregate near the control room for a group meeting, hoping to attract Michael and Gabriel’s attention and gain permission to enter heaven.
Michael and Gabriel quickly brought the demons under live video coverage on heaven’s viewing network.
The citizens of heaven watched every move of the demons with great interest.
“Look at our plight, Lucifer,” Evildevilworkshopidler, one of the fallen angels, shouted out loudly.
Uncharacteristically, Lucifer allowed the dissenting demon to continue.
“If only you had not sought to elevate yourself to become equal to God when you waged the first cosmic war, we could have continued as the heavenly host!”
Seeing that Lucifer was uncharacteristically docile that moment, the rebel demon confidently continued his protest.
“God, being omniscient, knew from the beginning that you would stake a claim to His position. Omnipotent God could have stopped you from rebelling,” Evildevilworkshopidler demon posited and looked for some encouragement from fellow demons.
Evildevilworkshopidler continued steadfastly in the face of stoic silence from his compatriots. “God knew that this rebellion would ultimately cost the life of His only begotten Son and the loss of billions of angels. Yet, He did not stop you from executing your vile plans. We need to know that God did this because He provided us with a free will to worship Him on our own accord. God did not want us as robots without the freedom of choice or free will. We could have remained the way God had originally created us, with you as the lead cherubic singer of heaven. You definitely went ahead and messed up our lives, by succumbing to the desire of becoming like God!”
“Be silent, you whining nitwit of a nincompoop!” Lucifer finally thundered venomously and socked the dissident without a shred of compassion.
Evildevilworkshopidler went careening into deep space.
“No more complaints from any of you!” Lucifer admonished the remaining demons. “Our job is to mess up the lives of people to keep them from becoming a part of heaven. We need to pack hell with the maximum number of humans. That is our goal. No more heaven for us, understand!”
“Yaaaay, fill up hell with humans! Down with Evildevilworkshopidler!” the other demons chorused. “Pull them all into the bottomless pit where the fire never quenches, and the worm never dies,” the ominous call resonated against the Jasper Wall of the control room.
A greatly rejuvenated Lucifer exuded a beguiling charm and responded victoriously, “Yes, fill it up! Fill it up! Entice them in!”
“Fill it up! Entice them in!” the demons echoed their leader’s slogan.
When the cries died down, Lucifer addressed the crowd. “Luring people to hell is an easy job. The earthians tend to take the broader way to hades, rather than the narrow way to heaven. You know that accepting Jesus Christ as the Savior is the narrow way. Your job is to prevent people from accepting Jesus Christ as their Savior and disallowing them to accept the fact that He died for them. Just lure people with sex, wine, and song. It is as simple as that!”
“Yes, chief!” the demons yelled with a thundering voice. “Sex, wine, and song! Sex, wine, and song to bait the simpletons into the broad, tolerant way of life!”
“Good, very good!” Lucifer waved his right hand approvingly. “We have some pressing matters to complete before requesting permission to enter heaven. Now, let us have a quick recap of your activities since our last meeting before we obtain permission to enter into God’s presence.”
“Well, Lucifer,” Liarliarpantsonfireworks demon started a discussion connected to devilish accomplishments and scheming. “My group lured 5.9789 billion people into lying shamelessly. You must admit that is a brutally significant feat by all standards,” Liarliarpantsonfireworks demon announced proudly.
“Lucifer, do not fall for that!” An animated Coldandevilsplitfamily demon testified. “What you heard is just plain earthian peanuts! My elite group induced 2.4299 billion into committing adultery, either by lusting with eyes or actually falling prey to their lust!” Coldandevilsplitfamily demon added boastfully, “Don’t you think we are the greatest devils? We even caused these adulterers to speak fifty-nine billion lies to cover up their infidelities!”
“Wait an earthian minute,” Hitagentassassin demon opined angrily. “My contingent undertook the cumbersome job of inducing 73,846 people to commit murders, either by actual killing or by causing hate in their hearts. Is that not more heinous than beguiling people to commit adultery?”
“Okay, calm down fellow demons!” Lucifer assuaged raging tempers among his comrades and then heard more testimonies of evil.
“You guys have done a wonderful job. I commend you for your wonderful achievements,” Lucifer pronounced his expert review when the acrimonious testimonies concluded.
“However, it is imperative that you should not forget one aspect,” Lucifer elaborated. God does not give special consideration for the type of sins people commit. All sins are equal before Him. Therefore, any sin that you can induce in man is worth the effort. There is no single sin bigger than another one, except sinning against Holy Spirit. If you can induce the gullible humans to commit any sin, that will be great. However, if you can tempt individuals to blaspheme Holy Spirit, that would be the icing on the cake. Because God does not forgive those that blaspheme Holy Spirit! Okay, let’s flow now!”
With this, Lucifer abruptly terminated the impromptu meeting.